Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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