I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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