I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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