it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
