I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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