In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
