Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I need moral support for this bender
being pregnant is like rehab
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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