Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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