everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
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when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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The uberlube is also flammable
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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