david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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