Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
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Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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