Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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