well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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