I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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