Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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