He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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