Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Do plants get herpes?
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