Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
