no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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