I wanna passion pit in your ass
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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