theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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