Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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