we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
This girl is more easily done than said...
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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