Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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