Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
