i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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