My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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