after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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