i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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