ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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