i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
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