Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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