I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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