The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
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oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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