And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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