dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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