turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
handjob tips. give me some.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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