Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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