Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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