I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Even my vagina gasped.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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