nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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