Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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