apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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