i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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