If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
You have to summon your inner elephant
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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