My room smells like vodka and shame
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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