Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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