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Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
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All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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