Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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