No awkward lesbian experiences without me
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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