this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
