You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
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This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
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We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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WHAT??
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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