it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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