is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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