i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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