i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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