is this the sara with the beer cane?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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