I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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